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Nick: Lou, why would he do this?
Adam: Why? I mean make a list. He's an alcoholic, he's divorced, his wife ran off with that Jamaican guy.
Nick: He's failed at every jived ass money hustle he's ever tried.
Adam: He has a mountain of debt.
Nick: He hates his mother.
Adam: Hates himself, hates everybody.
Nick: He has erectile dysfunction.
Adam: He's got halitosis.
Nick: He's got that right ball! One less ball, shriveled up
Adam: Oh yeah!
Nick: ...like a... spoiled grape.
Adam: I don't know. It's just like an accumulation of punishment.
Lou: [Throws a pillow] FUCK YOU GUYS!
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Jacob: She dumped you... and you still got stabbed in the eye!