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Gig: Just hear me out, see my little gift, and then if you're not interested, let me know.
Jack: What's the gift?
Gig: Oh, man, you gonna die! I have got a piece of chicken you ain't even gonna believe is from this planet!
Jack: No, that I might believe.
Gig: Oh, Jack! Be serious, man! This girl is nineteen, a beautiful white gurl. A Cajun goddess, man. A Cajun goddess! I got her up at the Belchase Hotel, right now. An she's waitin' there for ya, Jack. My gift to you - the most beautifulest gift that I could possibly give ya.
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Gig: Hey, go over there. Check it out. If I'm crazy or lyin', you don't lose nothin'. As a matter of fact, I just wanted to give you first shot at her before she all used up; because, she is gorgeous, man!