Preston:
Zack ! Hey man ! What the fuck ya doin' here in the garbage ?
Zack:
[without looking at Preston]
Just leave me alone, Preston. I'm in a bad mood.
Preston:
Then I'm just the man you've been looking for. In fact, I've been looking for you.
Zack:
That's a bad sign.
Preston:
Now, Zack , baby ! I got somethin' real good for you. An hour's work for a whole lotta scratch.
Zack:
I ain't interested.
Preston:
Then you ARE in a bad mood. You won't even let me propose it to you ! Can you just listen to me for one minute, will ya ? One minute of your, uh... valuable time ?
Zack:
[sighs in exasperation]
Just fuck off, Preston.
Preston:
[chuckles and acts like he's going to walk away from him, but then goes back to him]
All I wanna do is pay you a grand, in exchange of a single hour of your very very valuable time. But this ain't no break in, no delivery of controlled substances, none of this stuff. It's just to drive a car, from one part of town to another, alone. That's it.
Zack:
What kind of car will that be, Preston ?
Preston:
That will be a very nice car. A very nice, very expensive imported car, which just happens to be in between owners at the present time.
Zack:
[mutters to himself]
Preston:
Look man, all you gotta do is drive the car across town, park it, leave it. I can pay half grand upfront, and the other half later. The whole thing's over in an hour! It's very safe, very clean, and believe me, i can get a million guys to do this for me.
Zack:
Then why don't you do it yourself ?
Preston:
I'm offerin' a grand so I don't have to answer stupid questions like that.
Zack:
Well... I might consider the grand upfront... then I might think about it.
Preston:
Jesus !
[a pause]
Preston:
Zack... you are in a nasty mood. So just to cheer you up a little bit, I give you 750 upfront. OK ?
[Zack rises to leave him on the spot but he holds him back]
Preston:
Alright, alright, Mr. All-Mighty-Hot-Shit. I'm gonna do you this favour.
[he gives Zack the keys of the car]
Zack:
[impressed, but still muttering to himself]
Oh man ! A Jaguar !
Preston:
I'll give you the whole thing upfront
[he gives Zack the money]
Preston:
Now you owe me.
[long pause]
Preston:
Zack, you know you can buy yourself twenty girls for all of that ?
