Dinner for Schmucks evaluation action
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Barry: I'm gonna fix your back.
Tim: [in pain] Barry, stop!
Barry: I am a trained taxidermist.
Tim: And I am alive!
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Kieran: Have you ever just spent five months living with a herd of goats, as one of them?
Barry: No.
Kieran: No? That surprises me. The thing about a goat is, it never denies itself what it's hungry for.
Barry: A goat will eat anything. A goat could probably eat a bike.
Kieran: A goat could eat itself, if it was driven to it. I'm just a goat... who's halfway through eating itself.
Barry: Just to be clear, what exactly are we talking about?
Kieran: Everything.