Central Intelligence movie plot
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Calvin Joyner: Hey, wait. Whatever happened to that girl that you liked in high school? Oh, God, man. The Doogie Howser girl. She was, like, fourteen, but somehow she was a senior. She wore a cape.
Bob Stone: Darla McGuckian.
Calvin Joyner: Darla McGuckian. "Yucky Gucky." Didn't she have a lazy eye or something?
Bob Stone: Two of 'em.
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Calvin Joyner: Let's go.
Bob Stone: Nah. We're not going anywhere, Jet. This whole thing will be over in a jiff.
Thugged Out: Hey, how about this? Why don't you and your boyfriend apologize to Big Rick here and then go jerk each other off in the parking lot?
Calvin Joyner: That's, that's a lot...
Bob Stone: Yeah. You're right, CJ. That's a lot of homophobia coming out of a very angry man. You need to go get that looked at by a trained professional. But, since you have escalated this whole scenario by bringing what I can only assume is an unlicensed firearm into this public place, endangering the lives of all these innocent people, I can no longer, in good conscience, walk away and jerk anyone off in the parking lot.