Can You Ever Forgive Me? movie plot
Can You Ever Forgive Me? quotes
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Gossipy Office Worker: [first lines: as Lee drinks whiskey at her desk] I swear she's older than my mom.
Cubicle Worker: Fuck, kill me if I'm still doing this at her age.
Lee Israel: Kill you now if you ask me nicely.
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Lee Israel: You pissed in a closet.
Jack Hock: I did what?
Lee Israel: You pissed in a closet. Now I remember. Nobody could stop talking about the English gentleman...
Jack Hock: Why thank you.
Lee Israel: Who was so shit-faced, he mistook the closet for the can. You ruined thousands of dollars worth of furs. Those old biddies didn't know what hit them!
[both laugh]
Lee Israel: Oh the disgusting furs covered in piss. Dogs followed them home!
Jack Hock: [laughing] Oh I'm glad somebody found it amusing. Some folks stopped talking to me after that night.
Lee Israel: Well, fuck 'em!