Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker movie plot
Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker quotes
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Bruce Wayne: How did it go with the Jokerz?
Terry McGinnis: I broke up the robbery, but it was weird. Third time this month that particular gang was trying to intercept high-tech machinery. Jokerz don't use that stuff.
Bruce Wayne: They're probably fencing it. Corporate espionage is big business.
Terry McGinnis: I may as well sit tight until I can get another shot at 'em.
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The Joker: You know, Bats, we've been doing this little run around of ours for years. It's been loads of laughs, but the sad fact is none of us are getting any younger.
Harley Quinn: That old clock's a-tickin'.
The Joker: Quite right, pooh. And Harley and I were thinking it was time to start a family. Add a Joker, Jr. to our merry brood.
Harley Quinn: But rather than go through all the joy of childbirth, we decided to adopt.
The Joker: We couldn't do it legally, but then we remembered you always had a few spare kids hanging around... so we borrowed one.
Batman: [they draw the curtain open] No.
Batgirl: [peeking out from her hiding spot] My God.
The Joker: He needed a little molding, of course. What kid doesn't? But in time, we came to love him as our own. Say hello, J.J.