Bandidas movie plot
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Sara Sandoval: You are inefficient and unprofessional. You think I didn't see you sneaking kisses at the bank?
Maria Alvarez: I was a bride. That's what we do. And don't play innocent with me. Don't think I didn't see you sticking your tongue down his throat.
Sara Sandoval: What kind of a bride smells like a horse and kisses like a chicken pecking corn? I was a sad widow in need of comfort.
Maria Alvarez: Well, for your information, he said my kiss was perfect.
Sara Sandoval: Well, for your information, he said my kiss...
Quentin Cooke: For your information, I'm sick of you both fighting over kisses when the future of your country is at stake!
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Sara Sandoval: This might be the last time we get to talk.
Maria Alvarez: Don't say that. It's bad luck. I'm a superstitious peasant, remember?
Sara Sandoval: No, you're a lot more than that. You always know what you want, and you always know what you feel. I admire you, Maria.
Maria Alvarez: You admire me? How can you admire me? All I know about is horses and chickens. Well, now I also know how to *really* give a good kiss.