50/50 movie plot
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Kyle: Oh no. No, you're are not calling her man! After what she did to you? You're a pussy Adam!
Adam: You're a selfish piece of shit! Care more about getting yourself fucking laid than being my friend!
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[Adam is getting chemotherapy]
Alan: Want a macaroon?
Adam: Thanks. I'm alright.
Alan: [whispering] There's weed in 'em.
Adam: I don't do weed.
Alan: C'mon. Just get high with us!
[Adam reluctantly eats a macaroon]
Mitch: How old are you?
Adam: Twenty-seven.
Alan: That's just the worst. A perfectly good youth wasted.
Mitch: Alan, stop it. Don't listen to him, he's just messing with you.
Alan: Listen to me, this cancer is bullshit. First your hair's going to fall out, then your balls'll shrink. And if that isn't enough, your dick becomes a constant source of disappointment.
[Alan and Mitch laugh]
Adam: I got to tell you, I was really nervous about this whole cancer thing, and then I met you guys, and boy do I feel better.